Avec comme ustensiles une cuillère et pas mal de scotch.
I'd feel pretty glam picking my nose with these boys. Just sayin'.
Now that's some nail ~art~.
Choosing colors is hard y'all!
"When Tasha did it 'omg so ghetto, absolutely no class,' but Becky does it and it’s a manicure sculpture."
I always feeeeeel like, somebody's watching meeeeeeee....
'Tis the season for festive trends.
Nails that would make Elsa jealous AF.
Stop, don't pop.
Welcome to the fandom, would you like a waffle or nosebleed?
Do NOT read on lunch.
Ditch those pastels for something a little ~spookier~
"If you a fly gal, get your nails done."
::Casts a summoning charm on all of these:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
*black heart emoji*
For a long time, I didn’t want to be “my mother’s daughter.” But it turns out that, at least when it comes to getting our nails done, I am.
If the color fits, wear it.
Everything about this trend is gorgeous, down to the wire (sorry).
Get creatively inspired with this artistic nail palette.
"I think nail polish is a perfect metaphor for life..."
The most stylish (and easiest!) nails in the world.
"This kind of looks like elephant poo."
"You're a badass bitch."
Cure your manicure woes.
Ditch the nude claws, and make your nails your new best accessory.
"Sorry, you have to hand me the change. I can't pick it up."
It's like a tiny awards show, right on your hands.
You'll never guess how much some people pay to get their nails done.
Those '50s nails, though.
You'd be biting art.
This is truly high nail art.
Fur your entertainment.
Des ongles au top.
Nails on fleek.
Get outta hair.
*Finish nails, realize you have to pee, cry inside*
Vous êtes toujours en quête du top coat PARFAIT.
Eres incapaz de recordar los días en los que no andabas buscando una base y top coat perfectos.
You can’t remember a time when you weren’t searching for the perfect base and top coat.
Porque el espíritu navideño se lleva hasta en las uñas.
*Immediately books manicure*
Nailed it. Or not.
ALL HAIL MIYAZAKI!
Polish up your look with these simple designs!
You'll be lookin' extra ~sharp~.
Now it looks like there's a butt cheek on my hand.
My fingernails have made my femininity more visible, both to other people and to me.
Let's be honest, you're never going to give yourself a perfect manicure, so you might as well knock a couple back and enjoy yourself while you try!