The show must go on.
Don't get too excited, though – the movie doesn't come out until late 2019.
"In sleep he sang to me..."
Hint: Basically anything starring Julie Andrews.
Do re mi oh my this is true.
"I sharted and then proceeded to vomit all over the stage and the person I was auditioning with."
At least they got to star in their own embarrassing nightmares.
It's a hit!
Who are you? 2460-wait and see.
Come on along and listen to the lullaby of Broadway!
'Cause all the world's a stage, right?
Vamp does not mean what you think it means.
♫ Let your memory lead you. ♫
Please bow down before your Broadway Queen.
No, I can't go for a drink. I've got a temp job to get to in the morning.
From audition season to curtain call, Laura's got you and your feelings covered.
More like, "LOLa Benanti."
♫ Give 'em the old razzle dazzle. ♫