Disclaimer: Not a fan of criminals, just into good lighting and the working of angles.
You have the right to remain ironic.
You have the right to remain sexy!
The Tumblr Hot and Busted brings you the cutest criminals ever. You have the right to remain sexy.
Courtesy of Tumblr user Kate Bee.
To celebrate Banned Books Week, Tumblr user Jubliant Antics! created some wonderful thought-provoking mugshots of beloved literary characters.
People should really think twice when picking a criminal alias.
This is what he looks like today.
Yeahhhhhhhh it's a party in the USA!!
And by "criminals," I mean chicken stealers. The crimes are the best part.
It's not as bad as it sounds!
Or maybe not so surprising. It also proved to be a spectacular year in celebrity mug shots.
Congrats to all that made this year's list!
Mugshots, from real criminals to Barbie, appear to be a bit of a pinboard favorite.
Hilarious new Tumblr alert!! This one is called Mugshot Doppleganger and it mixes current celebrities' actual mugshots with mugshots from the 1920s.
It could have been worse, considering the state she was in.
The ex-Nickelodeon star was arrested this morning for a DUI after crashing into a cop car. TMZ has already obtained the mug shot.
What a year for crime! Congratulations to everyone that made this year's list!
The world got a new Lindsay Lohan mugshot yesterday. That brings her total to 5 so far.
Michael Campbell is a sex offender who was arrested a couple days ago for being within 500 feet of a playground or public pool. He was released later that day. Sweet dreams!
They tried to escape but CRASHED A CAR and HIT AN EMPLOYEE who chased them, then one RAN THROUGH A CAR WASH and another LEFT BEHIND HIS ID. Fail is an understatement.
He has no teeth.
These 8 men were arrested for refusing to pay fines after not putting orange safety triangles on their buggies. Bad. Ass.
He kidnapped and killed 3 people. Have fun sleeping tonight!
Of all days to wear that shirt! Some of these are just self-fulfilling prophecies. See more poor wardrobe choices here.
Tammy Lee Hinton was all the blushing bride and stuff until Michigan authorities arrested her after the ceremony on a warrant identity theft.
This guy was arrested for shooting a perfectly good parked airplane in Arizona.
Ezra Pound was a bad ass.
Athletes can't outrun bad mugshots.
Art Taylor was pulled over by police for failing to signal and swallowed what was alleged to be a bag of cocaine before being arrested on several other charges. Here's his mugshot. (Via)
These mugshots are gross but fascinating. Pictures courtesy of The Miami New Times.
There's something about this guy that makes you just want to forget about the whole "parole violation," take him out for a nice meal, look him deep in the eyes, and say, "Awesome lip tattoo, dude."
What's the deal with people getting the state of Florida tattoo'd on their faces? Here's another mugshot featuring the charming outline of the Sunshine State on 22-year old Sean Roberts' face.
Use your best stereotyping/prejudicial/racist skillz to guess who pulled which crime. A surprisingly fun and educational game. I just wish there were more terrorism-based crimes on here. It'd make it a lot easier.
The 24-year old Nicole Marty flipped off the cops in her mugshot after crashing into a utility pole in Long Island.
Here they are - your salami farting, butt wiping, pizza sneezing and recently fired Domino's employee mug shots.
Tell me he couldn't have picked a better shirt.
Is there a celebrity DUI Trifecta in play? Actor Matt Dillon was arrested in Vermont for going 105mph in a 65mph zone. The police described the star of Something About Mary and Crash as "as extremely cooperative, very polite."