Apparently, there is an even dumber way to do a film adaptation of Battleship. On the plus side, this would have a way better soundtrack I guess.
So, I guess a spoof was going to happen eventually. It's probably just as well that Kermit and pals gave it the first go. I totally could see Miss Piggy as Effie, by the way.
"Witness the resurrection of Uncle Sam," complete with Bruce Springsteen soundtrack and a stripping Lady Liberty.