Because you only live once.
Being an infant is hard work. You have to cry all the ti--sweet Mother of God what was that noise?!
Spotted at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, here's a photostrip of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. How were they able to fit a motorboat into the booth?
It's a commercial for speedboats. This can't be real, can it? I mean, one of the lyrics is, "You, your kids, and your Johnson."