WE'RE GOING TO JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!
Tweet what you need to tweet.
Nothing but respect for MY president.
"I can't play the guitar, but I can play the griddle."
"I don't wanna break a leg -- I'm gonna get the part; that's what I'm gonna do."
"This is idiotic."
"I'm a good person. I'm not just saying that."
Joanne Prada is the most inspirational person on the internet.
Beautiful nuggets of information for all of us to hold on to these days.
"Long may she reign!"
"I think you're cool man. I'm glad I met you." -Chad to the Canadian. Me to Chad.
It works far too well, tbh.
Time to slay.
I was served lemons, but I made lemonade.
Oops she inspired us again.
♫ I live for the applause, applause, applause. ♫
"You have distracted from my creative process."
"Suggest Me a Bank to store all the girls hearts which I have Stolen"
She must have called a thousand times to tell you this.
"You got it, dude!"
"Good evening, idiots!"
Yep, we read the comments.
A clean face and cocoa butter = more success.
Would we find these as motivational if celebrities tweeted them?
Baking: How hard can it be?
"Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it."
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
"Nik-Naks turned my bellend orange" – and other profound truths.
"This is all a moo point."
Just searching for my Tinderella.
You might laugh, cry, and say WTF, but hopefully you'll find wisdom (not really).
I love you, and I like you.
Life's shit. Then you die.
Good news, everyone!
So much drama...
"I wish my daddy could buy him for me."
"Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go."
A cheeky (and sometimes morbid) spin on motivational quotes as drawn by illustrator and cartoonist David Ostow.
Maybe it's best if I make the tea...
"Didn't I tell you to take the chicken out?"
Oh god, three hours until lunch.
The Golden Girl provided us with words to live by.
~Let's get festive, dahling~
"If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass."
OK now you're just being annoying.