I only start functioning from about 2pm.
Help the rest of us become like you.
Enough already with the selfies from your sunrise hikes.
A lot of people hate mornings, but you are physically repulsed by them.
"Once upon a dream..."
Your brain just works BETTER after noon, OK??
♫ ‘Cause they (Starbucks and Dunkin') got nothing on you, baby. ♫
You think you're better than us, DON'T YOU?
It's not always (literal) sunshine and rainbows.
There's just no snoozing these guys.
Early to bed, early to rise makes a person AWESOME.
Who even invented mornings?
Anytime before noon is way too early. Morning people are weird.