"To make everyone follow the traffic rules and to make them understand, I am regulating the traffic by dancing, laughing, and entertaining them."
Apparently the answer to "Could this man get any more awesome?" is a resounding "YES!"
Watch and learn. It's easier than you think. Via Imgur.
Make the King of Pop twirl around endlessly with this rubbable gif.
Rihanna's moonwalk looks almost exactly like your moonwalk.