When I was younger I told my mom, "I don't want to ever get married. Because then the movie's over!"
If swans & beavers can make a relationship work…then maybe we can too?
From tasting her pee to see if she’s in the mood, to puking in her mouth before sex…these are the absolute weirdest ‘before sex’ animal rituals…
Ask me when we're getting married one more time.
LIES! LIES! LIES!