"The hood was just fucked."
Monkeys - 1, Drunk Dude - 0
A ruffian monkey in New Delhi attacks a guy for his iPhone 4 after rooting through some trash.
There's a lot of screaming at monkeys in this video, and then some slow-motion screaming at monkeys.
Travis, a 200-pound domesticated chimpanzee, mauled a woman's face and attacked several police officers before being shot and killed.