Did those ~intimate~ moments change?
Rips up birth plan, throws into air like confetti.
Are you raising a little Gryffindor or a mini-Slytherin?
You KNOW you've got a story.
Because life changed forever.
This is some damn good advice, y'all.
The reality of life after pregnancy.
Fun fact: Morning sickness can actually last all day!
Are those turkey legs totally the best or definitely the worst?
Is Peppa totally cute or annoying AF?
Ponds cold cream forever!
Show your mom!
You are what you eat!
Some of the most beloved books about being a mom, according to Goodreads users.
"Is... is that your mom drinking wine in a Marshall's?!?!?"
March of Dimes is focused on helping moms with what they really need.
Moms, we don't deserve them.
You want a new mommy? Make something gross.
"Sorry for what I said while I was raising children."
Which tunes will you turn up and which will you turn down?
"My daughter had a meltdown because I wouldn't let her shove a tampon up her nose."
Are these totally delicious or totally pukeworthy?
If you're looking for boring kids, you're going to need to look elsewhere.
"I do" is just the beginning.
Parenting ain't for the faint of heart.
"The most emotional moment of my life was the first time I held my son. I hadn’t slept for 2 days, hadn’t eaten in 23 hours, and couldn’t have been happier."
"Happy Birthday. I didn't buy you shit."
You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
You still haven't stopped crying.
All that irrationality in one cute little package.
Pin now, laugh later.
Sadly, this is not an unabridged list.
They knew it would happen, but not this soon.
We're here for your Mother's Day disasters.
Because things have definitely changed a little.
It totally shook you to the core.
They're lucky they're cute.
All that training out the damn window.
"Last night she texted me: 'how am I supposed to fall asleep knowing I have so many friends all over the world?'"
"And your child's birthdate?" "Uh..."
They adult way better than you do.
"My 7-year-old likes tits."
Baby makers unite.
The resemblance is uncanny. 😂
There's never a dull moment when you're an RA.
If assholery was an art, these kids could teach a master class.
There's so much info out there for expecting mamas! Test your pregnancy smarts here, and you can go to MarchOfDimes.org for more advice on how to have a healthier pregnancy.
Pregnancy isn't easy, and knowing what other women have been through will help aspiring and expecting moms feel more prepared and less alone in their own prenatal journey.
Cross a kid at your own risk.