"I want world peace...Oh, and bigger boobs."
"Nobody asked you, Patrice!"
Teen angst + singing = me.
Good one, professor.
"Nobody wants to talk about their dirty thoughts or anxiety disorders or their wild desires publicly because we're afraid of being judged."
The Good Place...more like The GREAT Place!!!!!!
Who doesn't dream of looking like the way Deepika did in Cocktail?
14 seasons of OMG moments only Grey's Anatomy could come up with.
It's the little things.
Se faire juger par tout le monde parce qu'on n'aime pas la mayo.
"May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta."
Les piscines sont pleines de morve, de cheveux d'autres nageurs et d'urine.
"Pick me, choose me, love me."
A recap fer ya.
"Stop asking questions!"
"It has it moments...but it's still fabulous."
"Saving your used dishes in the fridge for later... genius."
"BEEP. BEEP. BEEEEEEEEP."
Yes, I'm still watching so stop asking!
Best. Show. Ever.
"You're throwing away your dream." "No Dad, I'm throwing away YOURS!!!"
“I don’t care,” I say, caringly, as I care deeply.
The gap under the toilet stalls.
Dedicated to everyone whose significant other can be a weirdo when they sleep.
Like when you spend more time untangling headphones than you do actually working out.
New Explore tab aims to make content easier to discover.
“What’s your Arabic name?"
What little moments do you love with your friends?
The future is looking pretty damn bleak y'all, so enjoy some of the funniest surprising BuzzFeed moments of 2016.
"Every day matters when it comes to building a world where every person can live their life to the fullest."
The average person loses their virginity at 17 years old.
“Get back in your pajamas; go to bed; eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza.”
"I have to go to the gym"
“I used to want to become best friends with my crush FIRST, just so I could have the whole 'Rachel & Ross' scenario.”
The week before you get paid is rough. Catch new episodes of Broke on YouTube Red Sept, 28.
In case you don't feel like watching all seven hours of it.
WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL.
"I was saying 'Buu-urns.'"
All end tables, counter tops, and door frames are a threat.
Finally, all will be made clear.
I feel like a model from the '90s.
WHY IS THERE NO WINE LEFT?!
“So, what do you think of Caitlyn Jenner?”
"Do you just wanna stay in tonight?"
“So do you have a boyfriend? …Or a girlfriend? Or a partner?”
#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend (and more specifically, make it Bucky).
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