Lol, life is wild.
IRL sperm donations — check. AAP members — check. Leak of compromising MMS — check.
Welp, I'm insignificant.
"I just realised the voice in my head when I read things isn't my own voice omg whose is it."
I still can't believe pineapples don't grow on trees.
~I just can't get you out of my head~
Compared to the universe, you're nothing more than a speck of dust, but you're the most complex speck of dust in existence.
"Shazam is real!"
Blood Fart... Makes sense.
Actually, make that your whole universe-view.
Zoodles for life.
Put some Baileys in your sweets.
Benedict and beyond!
Step 1: Get to the apple orchard. Step 2: Bake, bake, bake!
Ming the clam, we hardly knew ye!
What you own and consume every day amount to astonishing numbers over your lifetime.
1/7th of your life will be spent on a Tuesday...
Life will never be the same again. Via /r/showerthoughts.
It's actually weird how well they line up.
Earth has never looked so good.