"The most 'middle-class' thing is for the upper class to refer to themselves as 'middle-class'."
It's the only way to know for sure.
Are your cupboards full of quinoa?
"Mummy, does Lego have a t in it like Merlot?"
"It'll fit next year, he's still growing."
Sliced white or artisanal sourdough?
The former president criticized Obamacare during a speech for his wife's presidential campaign, saying it has left a portion of the middle class behind.
"An Indian aunty's G-spot lies in free dhaniya mirch."
Did you have a privileged childhood?
Have you ever bought an avocado from Waitrose and eaten it for brunch?
Even though they're all essential really.
Click if your new clothes were someone else's old clothes and your old clothes became mops.
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H is for Hummus.
Anyone for kale pesto?
Not everything is essential.
Show us what you've got, old chap.
Without your myWaitrose card and free coffee you are nothing.
Kale me now.
Time to find out for real.
My mom has said, "Hey, have you switched off the gas?" more than, "I love you."
On everything from his mom's cleaning habits to his dad's obsession with the electricity bill.
What do we want? QUICHE! When do we want it? In the near future.
Are you more artisan cauliflower base pizza? Or 2am pizza from the freezer?
Cappuccino mousse is definitely essential.
"It tastes like a bath bomb."
Pumpkin-carving is out, and red-pepper-carving is in.
Britain will put up with a lot – but don't you dare try putting mince pies in our crisps!
"I'm not exactly embarrassed. I'm proud of having my mind changed."
"No English asparagus...I can no longer shop exclusively at Waitrose."
How many pairs of red trousers do you own?
It's GloucesterSHIRE, darling.
Hummus, check; tofu, double check.
Are you boarding school posh or just middle class?
Are you just a middle-class imposter?
I'm bratty and I know it ♫
Please pour out a reasonably priced, craft beer for these brave souls.
"I have a black eye from dropping my iPad on my face."
This year will forever be known as the year the middle classes tried to put quinoa in everything. (Remember it's keen-wah!)
Macroeconomic factors are hitting Campbell's bottom line. Can the company reinvent itself before it's too late?
"One family's desperate search for a second pony."
Do you really belong in the southeast? There's no place like home (counties).
Poppy and sesame seed thins are a basic human right, really.
Do you own a paper knife? What about guest bedsheets? And a garage?
For some people, life is an undending struggle. The following are all complaints submitted by Waitrose customers via Twitter and Facebook.
If you like quiche, look away now.
Oh, the humanity!
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Our thoughts are with all the bottles of Chablis that had to be served at room temperature.
Though chances are you live somewhere where the median income has dropped since 2000.