"How are you gonna find baby Hitler?"
The bad fairy’s back, but it’s not for revenge; it’s for a backstory.
Bring it, you knaves!
Life in the 12th century was short, brutal, and freakin' awesome! Between monster snails and Doctor Who villains, this 100% accurate illuminated manuscript is certainly illuminating.
It's like paintball, but with arrows. Don't worry, they're blunted arrows.
My religion? I created it myself. You've probably never heard of it...yet. Until I take the battlefield wearing this ridiculous dashing helmet.
Women, always getting stuck with that metal bikini.