Admit it, you wanna know.
Can you tell a hobbit from a whorehouse?
Because hot damn.
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Life with orcs, elves, and trolls can be a hard "hobbit" to break.
One coffee cup to rule them all!
Now walk for months and months until you get to Mordor.
The final installment from Peter Jackson's Middle-earth (at least for now) is basically just Middle-earth's greatest hits.
Warning: Contains spoilers for the lesser known works of Tolkien. But let's be honest, you weren't going to read The Silmarillion anyway.
Battle like a wizard, drink like a dwarf, live like a hobbit.