"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
"Illusions, Michael. Tricks are something whores do for money."
Would he be more of a Danny Tanner or Walter White?
Bring this quiz home from army.
We've watched this show so many times now we might as well be quizzed on it. We're not including the fourth season because many of us have watched it just once.
This Twitter exchange will make you "Red, White, and Blue yourself" all over.
Everybody's excited for the show's fourth season, but how well do you really know the show? Oh yeah? PROVE IT.
These are pretty standard similarities that can be found in just about every successful comedy on television but since I'm a super-fan of both this seemed worth sharing.