Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Feel free to use these when too lazy to make up your own.
Somebody pass the tissues. Say another metaphor about dandelions.
Furry little needle beasts looking for love, but never getting it!
I think the lesson here, ladies, is don't date assholes.
Conan employee Aaron Bleyart Tweeted some photos of the former studio on his last day with a badge (February 5). NBC went with the metaphorical approach to redecorating, apparently. [Tear.]
Chrissy Conant's "Chrissy Skin Rug" is either a charming ode to Silence of the Lambs, or a disturbing metaphor.
This is actually not performance art but a real, cake-baking oven photographed in Liberia.
Fox Compares Government Intervention in Economy to Sexual Abuse
"The Cruise persona, like a junk bond, was never meant to reach maturity."