«Beaugoss ça s'écrit pas comme ça.»
«Je suis partante pour un café sans sucre ni ambiguïté.»
De quoi donner envie de passer en mode avion.
Oh my god.
"That's a real thing I said tonight."
Manche sind brutal, andere irgendwie süß, aber alle sind lustig.
*bloque ce numéro*
This is fucking sweet.
The messages spelled out in Post-it notes on the second-story window across from the courthouse in Denver have become a daily fixture during the pop star's trial.
Tinder. It's truly a scary place.
You guessed it – they're mostly dick pics.
Always check before you press send.
"The women whom I love and admire for their strength and grace did not get that way because shit worked out."
Elles n'ont aucune limite.
"Of course we dress well. We didn't spend all this time in the closet for nothing."
Please stop, guys.
"Sup" – Your search history.
“My biggest goal is to give her the life she deserves…”
À. Chaque. Fois.
Is it your bored BFF or a Tinder match trying to get steamy?
"We don't intercept communication of Americans. We're not combing through their emails," James Comey said.
You don't have to stay in conversations you don't like.
"A freaking Tinderella Story."
Look at Beyonce.
"Group fun. What does that mean?"
On the bright side, think of all the sunscreen you're saving!
You have to laugh. It's that, or cry.
Well, sort of.
Because no man could keep up with your emoji game anyway.
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol.
After at least 141 Pakistani children and teachers were killed Tuesday, New Yorkers gathered for a candlelight vigil to honor the fallen.
You've got mail.
“How did you get this number?” “Magic! :) ”
It's 2014 but they're still getting the hang of it.
Here's what "thanxxxxxxx" really means.
“He was direct messaging me during the case. It’s weird, isn’t it?"
Here's to a lifetime of honesty.
...Or your thumbs.
"Being beautiful doesn't necessarily mean you like what you see when you look in the mirror."
OMG wrong window!
Turn yourself into an emoji!
Wait, you sold WHAT at a garage sale?
Text messages were invented to make us laugh right?
Nope, we won't accept your friend requests. But yes, we will screenshot your messages and put them on the internet.
For a dollar a pop.