This whole game honestly went pretty off the rails.
It wasn't them.
Or your ex boyfriend. Or your friend's boyfriend. Or every boy you know.
What do you think about while cleaning?
No mess, no stress.
They'll even bring a dog for you to cuddle while they pick up your empties and cook you crispy bacon.
Morning: 1, Mom: 0
Just dry shave your legs in the car!
"Hey ladies! How's the instagrams?"
"We were basically accused of lying."
How anyone can sleep in a bed without sheets is beyond you.
"You're so fun!"
"Keep on pouring, buddy. Little more... little more..."
Messy food = neat photographs!
Beautiful Babies Become Vomit Comets.
A mess, but like. A hot one.
At least they're sort of cute when they mess up.
They're not even close to sorry...
Why not let today be the day you finally get it all together?
This used teacup is supposed to be on this old phonebook. That's where it lives.
You don't want everything you cherish to be destroyed.
Is it summer yet?
Just when you thought it was safe to go on vacation.
Meet Oren and Oscar. One of them is a little less sloppy than the other come lunchtime.
Even during the Golden Age actors and actresses still messed up their lines. They really weren't so different than you and I.
It's so difficult to tell if these kind of shenanigans are staged these days.