Suggested Titles for Justin Bieber's Memoirs
Justin Bieber is writing his memoirs at the tender age of 16 and as any author knows, picking a good title is the most important part of the writing process. Here are a few of the titles he's currently tossing around. [Credit to my good friend @AndrewMCass for coming up with these. I just did the photoshopping.]
Michael Stipe, "Twat Waffle"
The R.E.M. frontman has been allegedly been dubbed "Twat Waffle" by Sara Barron, a former waitress at a trendy New York restaurant who claims - in her upcoming memoir People Are Unappealing - that he and his posse rang up a bill of $2000 and left no tip after dining for over five hours.