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Works on cantaloupe, pineapple, melons and more!
Yes, even you can make it.
Is it satisfying or creepy?
Honeydew is barely even food.
That's how you use your melon!
Break an apple in half with your bare hands.
Soon, you too will be able to have your very own square-shaped watermelon.
Plus Mindy Kaling's revolutionary kissing invention, a 3D printer that makes pizza, and the definitive Ann Veal Arrested Development supercut.