Witches used to steal men's penises and keep them as pets, apparently.
Justice for strumpets and scolds.
Our King? Well I didn't vote for you!
Anyone for whale shit ice cream? No? How about a bread dildo?
Here's a hint: Our ancestors were VERY afraid of evil and VERY into kidnapping.
Given a choice between slaying a dragon and taking this test, we’d choose the dragon. Use Chegg Study to master all the concepts you’ll need for the test.
This is why people don't invite you places.
No se podía practicar sexo en domingo, pero tampoco los jueves y viernes (por lo que sea).
You could've gone on nights out with Donatello. (Paintings via @MedievalReacts.)
Before there was Grey's Anatomy, there was art!
A plague upon you!
OK, some are Renaissance babies, but we can't deny they are all extremely handsome.
"The last girl I dated ONLY talked to animals."
Blood, incest, betrayal, more blood.
Everything's totally fine.
Quand vous êtes mal à l'aise en société, ces démons sont réels.
She takes the challenge!
No woman has risen to the challenge… Until now!
Advertencia: este artículo no es apto para personas sensibles.
We're all just snails in the margins of 500 year old manuscripts.
La sociedad siempre nos ha presionado para tener un aspecto concreto.
Are you more Medieval or Palaeolithic? Iron Age or current age?
If thou hast read thy words, I protest ye be too late.
Fine print: Um...as illustrated by LEGOS.
"What would be your type?" "Like... Rapunzel..."
Find out what you'd be up to if you lived in the Middle Ages.
Party like it's 1399.
Current mood: babies by Van Gogh.
Who knew art could be so sassy?
"Chivalry is dead, but we're letting women think it's not."
What springs to mind when you hear the phrase "Medieval England"? Peasants? Witches? Chivalrous knights? If so, these facts might surprise you. Thanks to The Time Traveller's Guide To Medieval England for inspiring some of the entries.
Everything you knew about the 3rd grade was a LIE!
There used to be a lot of messy guidelines that decided whether or not it was okay to have sex, but this chart will help you navigate them with your purity intact.
Turns out, cats have always loved ruining our lives by walking across things!
Bless you modern medicine. If you're home sick with the flu, take comfort in the knowledge you live today.
Bring it, you knaves!
This is what prosthetics looked like before the robotics era. Could you imagine wearing one of these eerie implements?
Life in the 12th century was short, brutal, and freakin' awesome! Between monster snails and Doctor Who villains, this 100% accurate illuminated manuscript is certainly illuminating.
What am I that I would compile this? Covering roughly a thousand years of history in nine photos.