Are you the father of Maury knowledge?
Maybe you're an Oprah, maybe you're a Ricki Lake. There's only one way to find out.
The name of the episode is Titled "That Hickey Came From The Dog, I Didn't Cheat!" Bless you, Andy Cohen.
Spoiler: There's quite a bit of Maury.
I am so happy this exists. : D
If this happened to you, then the Maury Show wants to know about it! Because being on a trashy talk show is exactly what would be good for your mental health.
Aww, thanks, Maury! Maury Christmas to YOU.
He's a chip off the old beard.
Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.
Listen to Maury! He's been doing this for more than 20 years. [All screen caps via my new favorite Tumblr: Holy Maury Mother Of God.]
The Guile Theme from Street Fighter makes everything awesome. Especially Maury Povich.