You've never seen birth photos like these. (Warning: graphic images.)
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Do it for the sonogram.
"I DECLARE PREGNANCY!"
"I couldn't remember the word 'hand.' Called it an 'arm foot' for hours."
And she's positively glowing.
Like, can you actually get pregnant when you're already pregnant?!
But it's totally worth it, swear.
Smoking while pregnant can lead to low birthweight, preterm birth, and birth defects.
I shouldn't have asked, y'all.
They're for your own protection.
Turns out, childbirth can be hilarious.
Your bump will be stumped.
We won't gag, we promise.
"Curry party of five."
"Are you fucking kidding me?" - Every pregnant woman ever.
It's all fun and games until someone blows chunks.
Yes, even Anna from Frozen wore those ubiquitous mesh underwear.
Deck the halls and the bellies.
It wasn't all aches and pains.
You can't make this stuff up.
At least it's just nine months, fellas.
We know you had one.
They're just like your announcements...give or take a few thousand likes.
What would we do without all of the amazing nurses in the world?
You'll be so freakin' conflicted, dude.
A mom was in her car when she gave birth to a baby still in the amniotic sac. Even under NORMAL circumstances, this happens less than once every 80,000 births.
"GTFO!" - Mommy
Girl, you make that ink look good.
Turning breastfeeding into art.
Wait, do I really wish I could see on the other side of that curtain?
And what did YOU do today?
What the baby wants, the baby gets.
Our god is a sea god...named Gemma.
"Try having a 6-inch gash in your abdomen like a gutted shark!"
You're going to want to bookmark this.
Because sometimes all you can do is laugh.
They just give, and give, and give.
Come on, don't be shy.
The photo honestly looks like a Renaissance painting.
Because hot names are cool AF.
These bumps are definitely dressed to impress.
Prepare to be amazed.
These ain't your mom and dad's onesies.