These are pretty cool!
Anything is better than the Stanford Trees.
TBH my biggest regret of college was not going to a school with a dog mascot.
🎶 Brawny the quicker picker upper. 🎶
BUCKLE UP: They're all nightmare fuel.
Even cereal mascots go through puberty.
It can always be worse.
President Obama on Thursday suggested during the White House Tribal Nations Conference that the NFL's Washington, D.C., Redskins should consider ditching its nickname.
His name is Billy Bob and his face is pain.
Five people desperately try to explain the cartoons that sell us food. You know Chester Cheetah totally vapes.
According to the Finance Ministry of Japan, the mascot craze is a waste of taxpayer money and the "yuruchara" should be decimated. WE MUST SAVE THE MASCOTS.
A nature face-off for the ages!
This cow is turnt as hell.
What's in a name really? In this case, everything.
This isn't based on science or sports or other dumb things. This is based on the cute factor.
The few, the proud, and the most adorable bulldog ever.
Cartoony takes on 11 pro insignias.
You are what you eat
Is it a cotton ball? A marshmallow? Doesn't matter, this Canadian curling mascot will haunt your dreams.
"Chaminha," or "Flamy," is a Brazilian fire safety mascot that goes to elementary schools and hospitals and teaches children about the dangers of fire. He's also a little scary.
The dangers of organized furry fights.
Of course there's a school for mascots in Japan.
Maybe there's a reason why Katy is the only pop star who has her own furry mascot.
Peruvian artist Guillermo Fajardo reimagined popular cereal mascots as real people.
Is it the Raptor? Harry the Hawk? An anthropomorphized deer? Find out!
This list was crafted from rich mahogany. So you know that it must be good.
When tiger and bear grapple, it may begin as clownish antics, yet all too often it escalates. As the handfuls of faux fur are torn up and strewn about, reputations, egos and prides are at stake.
Consider your relationship safe with the mascots found on this list. In fact, these guys are so emasculating they may actually repel women.
The poor Leary Elementary School Lion mascot had a bad day.
There's a science to picking mascots. These mascots violate that science.
Mascots, understandably, have rage issues.
Rhode Island School of Design has brought mascots to a new low.
Sports mascots run the gamut from outrageously funny and creative to awkward and downright idiotic. Take a look at some of the latter. I don’t know if you’ll laugh or cry from second hand embarrassment.
Phillies mascot Phillie Phanatic does "Bad Romance" for Opening Day. If all baseball games were this, maybe I'd actually watch the sport.
Back in the 1950s healthy eating was taught by "vitamin mascots." What are vitamin mascots, you say? A collection of soul-quakingly creepy semi-racist food creatures, of course. Collect them ALL!
Aw hey look it's "Heart," a 19-day old Ox born with a heart-shaped birthmark.
Got $300 to spare? Want artists to dream up a mascot based on your concept in 7 to 12 business days? Done.