PUTAIN DE CARAPACE BLEUE.
It's gonna be a hard choice between going on a download spree or a day of productivity.
Because it's 4:20 somewhere.
Trust us, these are the games you'll want to give as gifts this year.
In your face, Santa!!!
A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.
It's-a me, Mario, and here's my dick.
Just look at all the fun she's having.
Er schlägt von unten mit der Faust dagegen! MIT DER FAUST!
Of course you owned the Mario games, but how far did you branch out?
Are you ready to play with power?
Well, there's always eBay.
WARNING: Toad with a nose ahead.
I've got a green shell on my butt so if you hit me good luck!
HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRE we don't go...
$15 or less each for when you're obligated to get everyone something. The products in this post were updated in December 2017.
FYI, the Nintendo Wii came out a decade ago.
*Wario voice* WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Time to play ~Smash~!
Mario 64, Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider... video games definitely peaked in 1996.
At least according to his creator.
Wild Snorlaxes, coming soon to your wrist.
What else could these games be about?!?
~I can be your hero, baby~
Please, baby! Baby, please!
SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) deserved to win Best Picture.
Vérifiez-les tout de suite avec votre Nintendo.
*Mario coin sound*
You'll want to "INSERT COIN(S)" for these gaming delights.
Erkennst Du diese Retro-Games an einem Bild?
"sorry babe. its not you, its-a-me, Mario..."
Because nobody wants to Doo Scooby.
There are only 10 in the entire game. How many do you remember?
Six sides of pure epicness.
Which Nintendo hero are you?
"May I call you Daddy?"
Or should I say T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas?
“Why do I know Nicki Minaj’s butt?!”
Over 30 years together and we still have so much to learn about our little Italian friend.
Time to move aside Disney princesses, the royal 1Ups are here.
Mario (yes, that Mario) has had countless careers and has lived countless lives during his 30+ years. Which of Mario’s many facets best matches your sign?
Sorry nerd, it’s Donkey Kong time.