More like God-damn-frey Gao.
"I'm sure there's gonna be something about boners."
Meet Jason S!
Only the baddest of the bad.
"We're coming to cut your internet off, that's it."
The carbs tell all.
It's like every sex fantasy you've had about the Great British Bake Off come to life.
Don't worry, they're all hot.
Tell us who he is, and we'll tell you who you are.
"It's already squirting juices."
"This feels like an HR violation."
"I'm able to express myself in any way I see fit."
The amount of the settlement was not disclosed.
"It’s just good to have heroes in your field, because you want to believe that you can achieve success."
Dirty boy, indeed.
Sharing is caring.
Dating apps can be a minefield.
Are you strong and manly or a total wet lettuce?
"I wasn't expecting a lip eyeliner."
The world really is full of heroes, you just have to look a little harder.
Recently my mom told me a surprising story of how she got to where she is today...
So many feelings.
A man who allegedly threw his 5-year-old daughter off a bridge to her death is now competent to stand trial two years later, a hospital determined.
Can wasabi make your lips more plump?
"I feel like I'm wearing a bodybuilder costume."
The victim says the fight started because of a minor car accident, not because of Donald Trump.
Step up your manliness with these brotastic hacks!
Dressed in a suit and a sherwani, killing us slowly.
Gill Parker Payne was sentenced to a year of probation and two months of home detention for shouting “Take it off! This is America” before forcibly removing a woman's hijab on a Southwest flight.
"Being molested isn't as bad as rape, no? Anyway you still have an active love life."
When your marriage proposal doesn't go quite the way you thought it would...
It gave everyone intense flashbacks.
"It's almost down to my knee."
This a quiz that all coffee drinkers need.
"Did you wash your hands? Let me smell them."
The one-man glam squad.
"I learned that when someone says like, 'Oh, she's thirsty' they aren't talking about [needing] a drink."
"I don’t wanna go! I just wanna stay in and watch Netflix!"
"I might be small, but my bank account is big."
A Tulsa, Oklahoma, judge handed down the maximum sentence to a former volunteer deputy who said he reached for a taser, but instead fired his gun, killing an unarmed black suspect.
“I knew Tyler through every relationship he’s ever been in… not just this one!”
"If I can’t find someone that looks like me in the media, why not just do it myself?"
Think you know what it's like to be a Big Dude. Think again!
He claims he can drink an entire beer in less than 3 seconds...can he?
Whip it reallll good.