Malia got a 73 on her science test, and Dad told the whole world.
Behold the newly-installed White House playground, officially known as "Malia and Sasha's Castle" (no, seriously).
While their parents were dancing up a storm, Sasha and Malia Obama participated in a scavenger hunt throughout their new digs before being surprised with a private concert by The Jonas Brothers. Not bad.
In what strikes me as a blatant attempt to dig himself out of the hole caused by the great Zune scandal of 2008, Barack Obama has let slip that the First Family will be bringing a Wii with them when they move into the White House this month.
Meet the new First Daughters.