When wings turn into panda eyes: an eyeliner story.
"Get in loser, you're going shopping."
Your reward should be more than a fierce look.
"Shut up and take my money!"
Are you a ColourPop queen or a MAC maiden?
*Makeupgasms so hard*
These battle stations are to die for!
How well do you know your reds?
"Who can be bothered contouring?"
Are you more Jane Lane or Poison Ivy?
I spent how much now?
Put the palette next to the Picasso.
It's OK — we're all here for you.
Haha, you think I'm exaggerating.