Take off your dentures, sit back, and enjoy this trip down memory lane.
I am an old man. I also am 29.
Nothing escapes the passage of time.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from fact to fact.
Do you even remember the pre-Kardashian days?
They were born into a world pre-loaded with Mean Girls quotes.
"Shade" is the new world for "pimp."
Miley Cyrus is only 21. TWENTY-ONE.
Where did the time go?
Remember everything that made you feel old this year. Happy 2013!