Just a day in the life of a fashion merchandising major...
"Microsoft Excel is a ton of fun," said no one ever.
Stay Jung, my friends.
Go you IA Major, Go You.
From phonetics to pragmatics, baby. How you know you've spent too much time thinking about language.
Aside from the constant singing, humming, and tapping.
Over-thinking is a bad thing?
Labs, labs, labs!
So you went and got yourself a degree in Film Studies. Let's recap on how that went.
So many lesson plans, wasted.
Obviously we all know that linguistics is awesome. Because language is awesome. Thus we are awesome. Let's now sit around and be awesome whilst we awesomely study something so awesome.
Verbose? Check! Strong analysis skills? Double-check! A job? Eh...
Or Russians, or kids of Russian heritage. We can't forget about you guys.
Yeah, that's right East Asian Studies. It's a major; look it up!
Hashtag PR Problems.
We are just like you, but with more bookshelves.