Tired of making PB&J every day?
We've got you covered.
This is a lunch they're not gonna want to trade.
Make the second meal of the day as important as the first.
Be the sandwich master of your own universe.
Work sucks. Your sandwich doesn't have to.
You could be wasting $2,500 per year. That's enough for a trip to Disneyland.
At the end of the day, if they don't starve or get scurvy, you're doing fine.
WANTED: a yummy, filling meal that won't lead to a 2 p.m. carb crash. Is that so much to ask?
Deep down, you know the truth: Any lunch you make yourself will taste 17 times better than the slimy chopped salad you'd end up buying. Also, save your money for booze.
A new mother and her twin sister cooked up the baby's placenta, put it in a sandwich and ate it.