So, like, there are these terror babies, right? These terroristic Muslim babies fly to the United States to get born so that they will be United States citizens. And then they wait. For, like, 30 years. And then they fuck us all up with their terror. Here's actual United States Congressman Louis Gohmert to explain for you.
The GOP Is MAD
Right now, GOP.com redirects to a huge, crazy hell-themed "Fire Pelosi" TWEET BOMB (don't ask) campaign. They are mad because she helped get that bill passed. STOP PASSING BILLS, PELOSI! Besides being unamerican, passing bills is NOT YOUR JOB and you should be fired for it! (Wonkette, via @rcbth.)