I am not exaggerating when I say I am crying.
"The only thing Star Wars fans hate more than people who hate Star Wars, is Star Wars."
May the force be with you.
Rian Johnson has had enough of your complaints.
Turns out Holdo's not a natural lavender and Kylo's really into calligraphy.
*Sexy lightsaber sounds*
A long time ago in a gay-laxy far, far away...
Judgmental Fish Nuns > Porgs
Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a bonafide box office success, but some fans aren't that excited about some of the movie's creative choices. Spoilers ahead!
WARNING: SO MANY SPOILERS!!!
I've got a good feeling about this, TBH.
And you thought 2017 couldn't get any weirder.
This is not going to go the way you think!
Because there's more than just "May the force be with you."
Like the Skywalkers, we have a flair for the dramatic.
Lando stole Han's look!
"Nice to meet you Anakin, I will chop your legs off and leave you to die someday."
"It has pulled me out of my comfort zone. It’s a real challenge."
"Darkness rises...and light to meet it."
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
Get it together, Luke.
You can put all those theories to rest now.
For true fans, they are. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
He can go to *my* Tosche Station to pick up some power converters any time.
*Obi-Wan voice* You cannot escape your destiny.
"Viele Bothaner sind gestorben, um uns diese Informationen zu liefern."
Will there be an opening crawl?!?!
At least according to actor Mark Hamill, that is.
The goal is to get Kylo Ren for both.
The Force Awakens could have ended very differently tbh.
Give in to the power of the dark side.
"Who's scruffy looking?"
My body is not ready for this, Rey.
*Darth Vader voice* Luke, you are our father.
Blown, my mind is.
There has been an awakening in the feels.
That lightsaber might be the real star of the Star Wars films.
Like why J.J. Abrams made Harrison Ford cry. SPOILERS for one of the most successful movies ever made!
Raising a Sith lord is really hard some days.
Make space for at least one BB-8 tattoo.
What's the smell? Is that...a red herring?!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
Featuring a Dachshund lightsaber battle. (Warning: Spoilers and puns ahead.)
He's so very lonely, and he's not sad and bitter about it at all. Nope. SPOILERS regarding the entire Star Wars canon.
From farm boy to Jedi to bearded hermit.
"Don't be a dick!"