So funny, so cute, so true.
Raise your hand if you've ever seen your partner on the toilet.
After a while you really stop caring about morning breath.
These are the truest signs of commitment.
Spice up your sex life.
"Can I squeeze that for you?"
Please stop, it's killing us.
Every month is a celebration.
Get rid of it! But don't kill it!
It's never what you expect...
Because nothing says you care more than a courtesy flush.
Do Not Disturb. We're trying to figure out how the shower works.
Happy Halloween from the Weird Couple.
When one of you gets sick, the other gets sick — of you.
"We're just going to stay for one drink."
It's the little things. That drive you crazy.
Let's stay in tonight... and argue over what to watch.
"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
It's the little things - that totally get on your nerves.
How many of these are familiar to you and your boo?
Have you found The One yet?
I don't even remember how to flirt.
Happy Valentine's day, sweetheart. This year I got you Netflix, wine, Cheetos, and a back rub.
If you can check these boxes, chances are you've got a keeper.
Love isn't luck, it's really hard work. Many ideas thanks to this classic Metafilter thread.
It gets better. And also a lot more boring.