"My Valentine's cards still haven't arrived." "Sorry to hear that. When exactly did your mum post them?"
Everything you need to know about this very special image.
Toenails, bald princesses, and...Ed Balls.
Robin Lee was arrested, handcuffed, and taken to a police station on suspicion of "abstracting electricity", only to be de-arrested minutes later.
If you're in London and out late then this is good news. Please, please, please don't be sick.
Hey social media people, this is not how you respond to customer complaints.