I know all the cat pics on the internet and these are my favourite and therefore the best.
Every cat has a "jogging" hour and a "knocking off" hour.
You've probably stepped in some vom.
You only call the cat "the cat" when you're angry.
If the bowl's not full, it's empty.
All cats are pure and perfect angels, yours is just the pure and perfect angel with the attitude problem.
Just casually watching your pet lick their own asshole in your personal space.
You might not believe it's possible, but it is.
A cat's job isn't done unless you wake up too early and immediately step in some cat litter.
Cats don't obey the laws of physics.
Is your cat just a bit cheeky? Or do they actually want to kill you?
It's not all cuddles and purring.
Does your cat actually like you, or are they just using you to open the tins?
Because cats have problems too.
Cats just don't appreciate what a wonderful world we live in.
My only question is how was this parody not a reality sooner? "There is no such thing as the Internet, Lionlol."
The Internet loves cats. The Internet loves Disney. Ergo, the Internet loves this. Bringing you better lulz through suspicious math since 2011.
SkyMall features stupid awesome products, some of which are for teh kittehz.