"Komm, lass mich mal!"
Rappel : le soleil, ça chauffe.
As usual, I'm about to risk it all for an emo girl.
"Farting boyfriend causes neighbors to call police."
Yikes, please take notes people!
WHO THE HELL DOES THIS?!
"I'll just sit here."
What did I do to deserve this perfect pair up?
Fuck the System!
You: writing. Me, an intellectual: sitting in front of a computer and crying.
"Me posting vs what I look like in real life."
Füße hoch! 😂
Sieh's einfach mal so.
Attention, ça va être bizarre.
Aber auch sehr witzig.
Vorsicht, schwarzer Humor.
Zwischen Genie und Dummheit liegt ein schmaler Grat.
"Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe."
Let's get it ON with a little NSFW quiz.
Dads are the best in so many ways.
Thank god Tumblr is free.
"Diets are all fun and games until it’s time to eat."
We don't deserve dogs.
Yeah, you're not alone.
"I hate the world today..."
Try not to spit out your water laughing.
"Do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf?"
Dr. Drai argued that "Dr. Dre is not a medical doctor nor is he qualified to provide any type of medical services."
"Ausbildungsplatz kurzfristig freigeworden."
1, 2, Polizei!
Oh! Mein! Gott!
"I can kill you with my brain."
Vorsicht: Ganz, ganz flacher Humor! 😂
"Bei Rewe kann man jetzt meinen Exfreund kaufen!"
Kleine Vorboten des Chaos. Alle.
Kylan reacted to everything from Bhad Bhabie to Lil Dicky to Lil Pump to Lil Xan to Lil Windex to Cardi B that he missed during the time he was away at boot camp.
Hand aufs Herz.
"Ok, ja. Das war jetzt nicht so clever."
"Westworld is the television equivalent of edging."
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might pee your pants.
"Uterus wants baby. Person doesn't have baby. Uterus wants revenge."
"Once a woman has dipped her toe into Crane lake, dry land is never the same again."
Hahaha … hä??