"None of this would have happened, and it was my immature behavior."
Could the royal keep up with the Olympian? Why is Ryan Lochte wearing pants in a pool? If they're both drunk does the race even count?
I'm not saying Ryan Lochte's a douche, but he just seems so very douche-like.
Wow. He is an amazing swimmer, but Ryan Lochte really struggles with the basics of communication.