Football squad numbers are getting out of hand... have you been paying attention?
Childhood memory overload.
This week's Alternative Table is all about net spending in the transfer window.
He's the first Liverpool player to ever be featured on the front of the game.
And you can't complain about it because he was selected by popular vote.
Should he stay or should he go?
Don't worry, you can use PayPal.
Let's hope Martin Skrtel has a short memory.
It's business time.
Maybe the simplest approach is best.
Including "midget", "princess" and "fairy". Warning: offensive language ahead.