The theory is he was too busy playing with his tablet to use the bathroom, which, I mean, fair enough.
A bajillion positive reviews have spoken.
Rule of parenting: No Sharpies. EVER.
Honestly, who decided it was a good idea to let teenagers take care of children?
"I tried to use markers as blush when I was 12. It was horrible."
AKA the not-so-terrible twos.
Spoiler: Kid Ted Mosby is way less annoying than adult Ted Mosby.
"Say like, 'I like your hair.'"
"SOMEONE GET ME A PAPER TOWEL."
Now, I don't want to ruin it for you, but the punchline involves Beyoncé.
Featuring people trying Jewish food for the first time, the most dramatic flu shot ever, and tattoos in slow motion.
Featuring a man who does a spot-on impression of a woman, an insane quadruple kick, and the tiniest hamster birthday party you ever did see.
Four years old and he's already the wisest person on the internet.
We feel you, little girl. We feel you.
Hey, if you're going to play dress-up, why not do it with Oscar nominated films.
The key is to keep your expectations reasonable.
Oh my God, he's wearing a little reporter hat.
This once again proves that astronauts are the coolest people around.
This essay should probably be laminated and presented with every new cat acquisition. I've taken the liberty of illustrating it with adorable cat pictures.
And this is why people aren't meant to ride sheep.
I have a feeling this kid is going to grow up to be a future Timmy. I pray.
Fox News doctor Keith Ablow might have protested a tad too much while debating a new breastfeeding doll for kids.
The little boy singing and dancing to Glee's Teenage Dream is super adorable and internet famous now.
OMG, I'M JUST DYING OF CUTE.
You'd be unhappy too if your mom made you wear an embarrassing suit! It also makes going to the bathroom very difficult...
Not as scary as the original.
Sometimes going forwards isn't as easy as it looks. Whoever said being a kid is the easiest time of your life obviously never had a tricycle. (Via )
Don't sweat it little guy. This is just the beginning of what you are in for! (via)
This cute little girl explains what she heard her parents doing last night. Maybe they should have just told her they were singing.
Little Jackson was told to go straight to Kindergarten. Instead he did what a normal kindergartner would do - take a detour! If only my journey to school had been half as cool as this.
Becky from Dublin may only be eight years old but she is already quite the negotiator. Can you imagine how much her parents must spoil her? This is a girl who probably makes twenty bucks a tooth from the "tooth fairy".
Redditor alanstanwyk arrived home from work to find that his 4 year old son had installed a new dino-proof security system on their house. How could this NOT keep dinosaurs out?
This 7-year-old gets points for both style and stamina, because this is a full 5 minutes of awesome dance moves.
Unfortunately, he no longer holds the position, but still, his email to the parents is worth reading.
I think you know where this is going....