Plus the most epic flag football speech that will ever happen, an impressively age-inappropriate "naughty" Halloween costume, and definitive proof that animals don't belong on the red carpet.
Plus 10 sex tips from R. Kelly songs, Mark Zuckerberg's unexpected role in Grand Theft Auto 5, and an incredibly fun, insanely difficult Jared Leto age quiz.
Plus what it's like to break up with your football team, 8 people who were arrested while they were dressed as superheroes, and 18 celeb hairstyles you've totally forgotten about.
Plus a miraculous new beer holder that prevents you from drunk dialing anyone, the cast of Orange Is the New Black as cats, and the guy who spent a night with an eight-foot crocodile under his bed.
Plus the marketing genius of Miley Cyrus, the 16 best cooking instructions from 2 Chainz's new cookbook, and 20 X-Files fan-fiction crossovers for the ages.
Plus a 19-year-old Lena Dunham's letter to a sex columnist, 15 gloriously cheesy Breaking Bad knock-knock jokes, and a new problem called SLEEP TEXTING.
Plus a behind-the-scenes look at the Breaking Bad writers' room, the beautiful miracle of hangover-free beer, and an interview with an erotic hypnotist.
Plus 5 formerly incarcerated women discussing Orange Is the New Black, 7 close calls in the nuclear age, and a behind-the-scenes look at NPR's Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!.
Plus 7 wonderfully terrible reality shows that only lasted one season, the new oldest man in the world, and a surprisingly challenging Orange Is the New Black quiz.
Plus a startup that lets you watch porn for charity, a happy ending to the botched "Ecce Homo" restoration story, and Nutella in outer space.
Plus the 32 best break-up songs of all time, how to make your very own ramen burger, and posters for all the fake movies from Seinfeld.
Plus 32 celebrity audition tapes for famous roles, a list of things that fail to measure up to the greatness of Breaking Bad, and The Rock's true role model.
Plus 8 movie stars as Smurfs, the most beautiful old paperbacks in the world, and South Africa's baboon problem.
Plus the definitive Aaron Paul career timeline, what your favorite afternoon snack says about you, and the 50 best live acts in music right now.
Plus 20 cringe-inducing album covers, the wittiest, most delightful GIFs you'll see today, and science's answer to a question that's plagued beachgoers since the dawn of time.
Plus new research into whether or not your dog is actually happy to see you, an oral history of the late, great Real Sex, and great news for fans of Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury.
Plus Hugh Jackman measuring things, a pretty compelling theory about Orange Is the New Black, and 27 kids who managed to look unbelievably miserable at Disneyland.
Plus a look inside the first-ever Google Glass porn (starring James Deen!), photos of Queen Elizabeth before she was a great-grandmother, and a brief guide to the world of "Blurred Lines" YouTube parodies.
Plus your new favorite Pomeranian, British Prime Minister David Cameron's war on porn, and the machine that lets you drink your own sweat.
Plus a mashup of Archer and Star Trek: The Animated Series, Helen Mirren the action hero, and an incredibly ill-conceived café in Indonesia.
Plus the first edible iPhone case, 21 actors who were on Sex and the City before you knew who they were, and more advice from the craziest sorority girl ever.
Plus life-changing sex advice from killer shark movies, the inside story of how J.K. Rowling's pseudonym got uncovered, and a very questionable new use for Red Bull.
Plus 10 SyFy Channel movies that are just as ridiculous as Sharknado, a very astute observation about Adam Sandler characters, and what happens when you try to kiss a lion.
Plus photos of Wookies doing people stuff, a motorcylist saving a coffee cup from certain death, and the return of "Princeton Mom."
Plus the 20 most powerful celebrity babies, Alan Cumming reading whatever gets put in front of him, and the 8-bit video game version of Anchorman.
Plus the year in hot dog innovation, 13 pop stars who sang for dictators, and Frasier... with lasers.
Plus 14 terrifyingly awesome new state-fair foods, a way to beam ads straight into your skull, and the pilot that Conan O'Brien once wrote for Adam West.
Plus obscenely expensive sushi for cats, a consideration of Melissa McCarthy's career arc, and 8 non-boring moments in Canadian history.
Plus Fred Armisen on life after SNL, 7 more reasons to be excited about the royal baby, and a look inside the World Thumb Wrestling Championships.
Plus a surprisingly heartwarming beer commercial, nail art inspired by Wendy Davis's filibuster, and an interview with someone else named North West.
Plus 10 tips for crashing on someone's couch without driving them nuts, classic children's books starring Parks and Rec characters, and the latest in sex tape news.
Plus the iPhone that exploded a breast implant, the baby-naming trend inspired by Game of Thrones, and celeb couples who manage to be even cuter off-screen than on.
Plus Michael "Kramer" Richards' forgotten sitcom, Google Street View climbs the world's tallest building, and one of the more absurd cell phone innovations ever.
Plus the nine most beautiful banknotes in the world, why the British stopped hunting UFOs, man and cat swimming to safety, and a pet capybara named Gary.
Plus a liquid-nitrogen pool party gone predictably wrong, the greatest possible Wet Hot American Summer supercut, and the story of a graphic designer's incredibly heartwarming tattoo.
Plus Bryan Cranston's old voiceover gig, the secret Starbucks menu revealed, and very cool vintage photos of surfers.
Plus 25 other titles for Jay-Z's new album, an incredibly ironic way to learn social skills, and Simon Helberg as Nicolas Cage as Abraham Lincoln.
Plus a 91-year old bench press champion, the Mad Men guide to fatherhood, why everyone hates Comic Sans so much, and how the real Bling Ring robbed Rachel Bilson five times.
Plus the guy who got arrested for cursing on his speeding ticket, critical readings of the Olsen twins' most iconic films, and the Arrested Development fighting game you'll wish you could play.
Plus 11 vintage celebrity PSAs, the hyper-competitive Congressional Baseball Game, and a naked crazy guy doing gymnastics and fighting on the subway.
Plus the 21 hottest things Kate Upton has ever done, the worst person in the world goes to Dunkin Donuts, and your party promoter friends' Facebook invitations.
Plus the revenge of Hollywood's over-40 actresses, Thor trying Prancercise, and haunting photos from the ruins of Normandy.
Plus a supercut of Vince Vaughn whining, China's first generation of stand-up comics, and the woman who says a hawk is stalking her chihuahua.
Plus the top 10 Shakespearean pickup lines, lighting up with the stars of This Is The End, and an amazing story about Waka Flocka Flame's role in one woman's life.
Plus the Australian sheepdogs who have penguins' backs, the 10 best choices to be Doctor Who's next Doctor, and a horrifying fast-food monstrosity called the "Pa'Zing."
Plus the guide to getting retweeted by Amanda Bynes, a dog-mounted video camera, and a surprisingly difficult Fresh Prince of Bel Air quiz.
Plus the now-puzzling early reaction to Finding Nemo, the mastermind behind Prancercise, and the 16 biggest bar tabs in bro history.
Plus 33 things that Fast & Furious 6 is actually about, the easiest way to smell like a firefighter, and the Amanda Bynes bong question.
Plus a Kickstarter for porn, 10 of the strangest celebrity museums, and a highly functional homemade lightsaber.
Plus photos of a melting ice hotel, Morgan Freeman's on-camera nap, and every Arrested Development chicken dance ever.
