Plus Bryan Cranston’s old voiceover gig, the secret Starbucks menu revealed, and very cool vintage photos of surfers.
Plus 25 other titles for Jay-Z’s new album, an incredibly ironic way to learn social skills, and Simon Helberg as Nicolas Cage as Abraham Lincoln.
Plus the guy who got arrested for cursing on his speeding ticket, critical readings of the Olsen twins’ most iconic films, and the Arrested Development fighting game you’ll wish you could play.
Plus 11 vintage celebrity PSAs, the hyper-competitive Congressional Baseball Game, and a naked crazy guy doing gymnastics and fighting on the subway.
Plus the 21 hottest things Kate Upton has ever done, the worst person in the world goes to Dunkin Donuts, and your party promoter friends’ Facebook invitations.
Plus the revenge of Hollywood’s over-40 actresses, Thor trying Prancercise, and haunting photos from the ruins of Normandy.
Plus a supercut of Vince Vaughn whining, China’s first generation of stand-up comics, and the woman who says a hawk is stalking her chihuahua.
Plus the top 10 Shakespearean pickup lines, lighting up with the stars of This Is The End, and an amazing story about Waka Flocka Flame’s role in one woman’s life.
Plus the Australian sheepdogs who have penguins’ backs, the 10 best choices to be Doctor Who’s next Doctor, and a horrifying fast-food monstrosity called the “Pa’Zing.”
Plus the guide to getting retweeted by Amanda Bynes, a dog-mounted video camera, and a surprisingly difficult Fresh Prince of Bel Air quiz.
Plus the now-puzzling early reaction to Finding Nemo, the mastermind behind Prancercise, and the 16 biggest bar tabs in bro history.
Plus 33 things that Fast & Furious 6 is actually about, the easiest way to smell like a firefighter, and the Amanda Bynes bong question.
Plus photos of a melting ice hotel, Morgan Freeman’s on-camera nap, and every Arrested Development chicken dance ever.
Plus 10 brutally honest coffee mugs, Honey Boo Boo as U.S. cultural ambassador, and the origin stories of 6 great Arrested Development jokes.
Plus Mindy Kaling’s revolutionary kissing invention, a 3D printer that makes pizza, and the definitive Ann Veal Arrested Development supercut.
Plus what it would be like if Spock were a stand-up comic, figuring out who Robert Pattinson’s next girlfriend will be, and photographic proof that the cicadas are coming.
Plus the seamy world of Netflix adultery, 8 awesome illustrations of female pop culture characters as saints, and Jared Leto’s new hobby.
Plus a super-advanced robotic bartending system, 6 miserably failed TV shows featuring puppets, and a haunting look at the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy.
Plus pet bird-flavored ice cream, 10 candidates to be the next Lena Dunham, and 25 Mad Men facts, theories, callbacks and Easter eggs.
Plus a cat with awesome doorknob skills, an incredibly weird music video featuring Pitbull, and a brief history of songs in space.
Plus brutally honest Mad Men Mother’s Day cards, the saltiest sandwich in the universe, and a flowchart outlining what everyone thinks they know about The Great Gatsby.
Plus Aaron Paul and the word “bitch,” what it’s like to be chased by killer whales, and film-set photos by the Big Lebowski himself.
Plus a supercut of Leo DiCaprio yelling, the worst things Abercrombie’s CEO has ever said, and a Kickstarter for glow-in-the-dark plants.
Plus 20 of the best songs ever written for movies, a sea otter who knows how to relax, and the continued survival of the Rolling Stones.
Plus Metallica’s take on the national anthem, an 8-bit Great Gatsby video game, and the heartwarming story of an artist’s first gallery show.
Plus a French-language short film starring Sarah Silverman, reading The Great Gatsby in Beijing, and LeVar Burton’s new role.
Plus 7 historic cures for impotence, Craig Robinson’s hilariously sexy song, and a super-creepy Google Glass app.
Plus a really terrible tattoo offer, Jon Hamm the comedy nerd, and a ranking of everything Wes Anderson has ever directed.
Plus jaw-dropping photos of storms in space, Gwyneth Paltrow collaborations that will never happen, and a lost sitcom about Hitler.
Plus the last ninja in Japan, 4 bizarre plastic surgery trends, and a big step towards space tourism.