Might as well get a good selfie while you sit in front of your screen all day.
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
**Checks flights for Antarctica**
Stuff besides candy, naturally.
Without the Goop price tag.
These are what I call win-win gifts. 😏
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
You didn't spend DAYS thinking of what to get, but these gifts are cute enough that no one will notice.
♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
In your face, Santa!!!
"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
As if you needed an excuse to use this stuff.
"I'm exactly like a bat, because I have good vision and I love to scream."
All things your boozy friends and family will love, and that won't break the bank.
Unicorn makeup brushes, a foldable keyboard, light-up building blocks, a wine decanter, and other awesome stuff for people you *really* like.
They'll be living in the future and you'll be living within your budget.
These products'll make you wish you were a Lannister... so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.
All you need to love your home even more.
Shipping *not* included.
Including a white T-shirt that CANNOT GET DIRTY and a levitating moon lamp.
Look at you with your heart of gold!
Some things are too good to give away.
A hands-free umbrella, a home theater projector, a bag of unicorn farts, and 19 other perfect gifts for everyone on your list.
Better and more polite options than gifting a helmet.
A countertop wine cooler, a mermaid tail blanket, a book of Oprah's wisdom, and 16 other excellent gift ideas, courtesy of Amazon.
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
This stuff is so cool it's Riddikulus.
Your robot butler is only a click away!
Fleece pants. Candles. Twinkle Lights. Joy.
Because buying a normal sink strainer just isn't ~fun~.
How many cat puns are too many? We're about to find out.
A portable washing machine, a big ol' bag of gummies, a heated massaging pillow, and 19 more perfect gifts for practically everyone you know.
Because if you leave it up to them, they'll be their own season of Hoarders.
Featuring an automated makeup brush cleaner, reusable smart notebook, foodie dice, and 16 other products you should check out ASAP.
Everything you need while away from the comforts of home.
Can't house a pet llama? That's no probllama with this stuff!
Treat yourself to a bunch of innovative gadgets (made by small businesses and makers)!
For true fans, they are. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Because you still need leftover money for rent. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
All that glitters is, well, you know.
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." —Dumbledore, talking about the importance of becoming a Potterhead. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
For the person you share everything with... including what you're going to get them this year. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
And we're not even electricians.
"It made me want to believe in fairytales."
Let there be (really cool) light!
It's really all in your mind.
The official color of the U.N. was projected onto some 300 buildings and monuments around the globe.
Boys just wanna have cleave!
"Know Your Selfie!"