Life sucks, right? Tell me about it.
Life is a sux, but it's chill.
"My 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to 'survive' really quick."
Back seat of the bus = not exciting.
The lower the better.
Because it's not all bad!
Everything is the the WORST.
The apocalypse is NOW.
Why won't you let this dog hump your leg? He has not once chewed up your shoes.
I can't watch this movie any more. I JUST CAN'T.