"He does have soft toys — a whole basket full of them. But he never cuddles them like he does with tools," Riot's mom told BuzzFeed News.
And now you can too! But maybe don't do this indoors.
No dogs were harmed in the making of this video.
This video will blow you away
Featuring 2,269 balloons, the ultimate airport layover, and a pole-dancing clarinet player.
Car windows ain't got nothin' on this.
Sigh. The things people do for Internet fame.
If you haven't seen this before, you should watch it immediately. Already seen it? Watch it again!
What's with all these kitties getting stuck in pipes?