Police say an Ohio man fatally shot his neighbor because he was upset with her for mowing the lawn at night.
Jason Scott Falbo II massacred the nine ducklings while on a ride-on lawn mower — all in front of a horrified family.
STOP THESE PEOPLE!
Sometimes the cops don't want you to have a well kept lawn. The lads over at HUMORdy give us a chipper start to the week with this edition of "Do Anything Stoned".