Whether you're looking for an excuse to stay in on New Year's Eve, or something to distract you from your New Year's Day hangover, here are 15 TV marathons to indulge in over the holiday.
Did you seriously just end the season that way? You're taking years off our lives, SVU.
You blink and suddenly you've spent your entire day watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. What is this sorcery?!
Sure, we could judge them by their skills as lawyers, but it's way more fun to be shallow. Here is the definitive ranking of hotness within the District Attorney's Office.
The characters from nearly all of your favorite TV shows, from The Simpsons to Lost to Seinfeld, can be traced back to Detective Munch of Law & Order: SVU. He knows everyone.