Being an adult is tough.
"What about some french fries?"
There is a loooot of DGAFing to come.
"Yeah, I graduated too. Five years ago."
10pm is waaay past your bedtime.
Are you in your late twenties/early thirties and feeling confused? It could be ~the planets~.
Ohhh so THIS is what they were talking about when they said "quarter-life crisis."
Feeling too old for Forever 21 but too young for Ann Taylor pantsuits? Here's a guide to some great clothing stores aimed at people just like you.
27, 28, 29 ... CRUCIAL YEARS, I TELL YOU.
One question: Is it open bar?
Please stop asking me how I feel about "the big 3-0." Because I do not know.
Good morning, happy birthday, your twenties are slipping through your fingers!
More like 29, flirty and thriving. *dances to Pat Benatar, makes out with Mark Ruffalo*
You've spotted a grey hair or 12, you're frequently grumpy, naps are luxurious and you've experienced the major consequences of being wine drunk and suffering a wine hangover.
Ooooh, is that Riesling??
It's not all downhill after your early twenties. Just mostly.
I think I'm gonna call it a night. I had the LONGEST day.